top of page

Congress Talks Aliens (Because there's nothing better to do)

The US Congress held its first public UFO panel in more than 50 years. Perfect timing because with all the shit going on on earth, i’d love to know if I can catch a ride out of here


Here to talk about the historical implications of this hearing is the guy from ancient aliens


Congress has been talking about aliens for hundreds of years. Because as we all know every senator is an alien. Bernie Sanders - Alien, Ted Cruz - Alien. Mitt romney, Just weird. Kirsten Cinema not an alien but votes like one

No one admitted the existence of aliens in the hearing just like no one will amidt that this was a huge wast of time


Yes, yes, we’ll get to roe v wade, and the insurrection in a second. But first, what if there were aliens?


Hey that’s my line!


bottom of page